Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Game. Wicked. Me.

Every time I can get my hand on his iPhone, I go straight to 'Are You Smarter Then a 5th Grader'. My theory is this: First, you learn this in First, Second, Third, Fourth and Fifth grade. That's like, a million years ago. This is information that you don't use on a daily basis. How are you to remember all of it? Second, I'm not American and my knowledge of Social Studies and American History consist of my self-teaching and some gathered in college. For the most part, I win an honest 82% of the time. When I don't win, it drives me insane! How can I NOT be smarter than a fifth grader? It's unacceptable. After a good half hour of me playing and ignoring him completely, he'll tap on my shoulder, extend his hand and take the phone away from me. The online game is a joke, same questions over and over again, I always win now. No challenge there.

I picked B up from school and he wasn't feeling well. I drove him to his house and got to hang out with his sisters T and S. I made them coupons for presents. I feel like I should spoil them as much as I want, and as much as their parents will allow. B received a 'fun day with me at ESPN Zone' coupon, T one for a day at the beach and S one for a soccer game, it's her new sport of choice. Sometimes, I have more fun with them than with my fellow-adult-peeps.

Dinner and plotting with R was a success. She's bright, and lovely. I wonder how long it will take for her to realize this truly and evaporate.

"In historical events great men _so called_ are but the labels that serve to give a name to an event, and like labels, they have the last possible connection with the event itself. Every action of theirs, that seems to them an act of free will, is in an historical sense not free at all, but in bondage to the whole course of a previous history, and predestined from all eternity"

-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoi, War and Peace.

9 comments:

  1. If the whole course of a previous history came up to me, asking for some action.. I would put her in bondage. But she would have to ask me . very. very. nicely.


    ..

    Hypothetical Question: I have a "friend" who owing to his own unique level of incompetence was appointed the director of a Charity. I heard he won a 501(c)(3) about 30 days ago and now he wants to run a fundraiser to kick off the charity.


    Do you know any people on liveperson.com
    that would be a good event manager, that I could use to help him put this together?
    ...?

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  2. I don't know anyone on liveperson, also, I don't understand why you'd need someone from liveperson to put together an event... What exactly do you need?

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  3. I do know someone who's brilliant with event coordinating and event promoting. She's a genius!

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  4. @TM1 - meh. just dropping a name in a comment. I will get around to setting up a liveperson for myself someday. Thought you might want to check it out.

    @TM2 - Ah. Ok. Whats the company name/ contact

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  5. I don't see why I would pay to chat to experts. I could probably do that for free. I don't 'get' liveperson.

    The contact is me.

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  6. oh. liveperson is kind of cool.
    they pay +you+. If you are an expert at something.

    there are certain things sometimes that I would pay people for. in my case sometimes I have issues with statistics , there's a guy there who's a really good statistician and he only charges 10 bucks to help me model my numbers in a spreadsheet and put the right formula in place for the model I'm running.


    -=-

    I tried a search for "me" and I got. nothing.
    clue would be nice. um. say..

    business name?
    or are you an independent consultant?
    what is your percentage? 25 % of door ok?

    if you just give me your contact , a wall
    goes up for me and it stays there. thats
    business.


    ... but if I find you on my own.... thats a different story. I mean. I'm really looking for someone, but I can't find you on 'me'.



    -=-

    I moved one step towards a really good deal in the caribbean . but I'm still running away from my research thesis.

    I am going to get a longboard tomorrow.
    i think i kind of need to get out more.
    maybe that will give me the nerve to
    get that thing published.

    -=-

    I just got done smoking my annual cigarette.
    About six of them.

    Then I threw up.


    -=-
    um. can I get a clue? how to find you. I was thinking you probably had something to do with
    some of these events you were always going to..

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  7. thanks. you want to delete that comment so you dont get spammed unless its dedicated business then you probably want to put it in your profile.

    k I will send you a proposal and welcome to the ice-side of my life.

    yeah. I know. what side. its all ice.
    business and personal. separate. trust me
    it helps . Fun talking to you but the proposal thats on its way is the real deal.

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